After posting yesterday about what I'm good at or know a lot about I realized I really should have talked about my amazing skills of online stalking.
Like most females I consider myself a pro athlete at this. I literally amaze myself with the information I can dig up on someone with the littlest of information. I won't go into the details of who I stalk- for all I know they also stalk and are reading this as we speak, however I will give you some details of how you too can become a elite stalker.
First of all the number one rule of cyber stalking is to NOT get caught. A accidental like or friend request sent on facebook can be detrimental to your stalking and also is just down right creepy. So to avoid this at all cost stalking is not something that should be done in an altered state of mind such as after a night of drinking. This will only increase mistakes and your chances for being caught.
Rule number two: remember anything you learned via Internet isn't something that person told you. If you interact with this person on the regular its important you don't accidental leak a piece of information you learned while stalking. That's how restraining orders are implemented.
Third, stalking is an art- finding their fb page usually only results in a the basics unless you're lucky and they have all their photos public (it feels like Christmas morning). But fb is an ideal place to start because you can obtain the basics and from that dig deeper.
Blogs, YouTube videos, Google +, area all great next steps to take your stalking to the next level. Pretty soon its like you actually know the person!
Finally, in all seriousness I'm not a psycho stalker to flies to stalk ex girlfriends or anything like that (even though its crossed my mind) so most of my stalking is done out of fun and pure curiosity. I'm a firm believer that people on a whole are curious folk and I'm just a promoter!
Happy Friday and Happy Stalking!
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